A man and a woman are talking at the office. The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.” The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me.” The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe. Suddenly, the boss walks in a …
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Wednesday Wags – Nov. 3, 2021 Edition
You let your dog pick a spot on your bed first and then try to get comfortable with whatever room is left for you. Your dog has an armoire of designer doggy clothes. You have more pictures of your dog in the family photo album than of anyone else. You buy your dog an outfit …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 2, 2021 Edition
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to …
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Caturday! Oct. 23, 2021 Edition
This is really late today, but we’re out camping and having a great time and busy with our friends, so….
Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition
Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
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Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 15, 2021 Edition
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! (I usually do story jokes but this one is still cracking me up so I had to use it!)
It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 8, 2021 Edition
I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.–YOU DID WHAT?!–Cookies. I made cookies for you.
Wednesday Wags – Oct. 6, 2021 Edition
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, i’ve never seen his kind before.” So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones …
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