Friday Funnies – Oct. 22, 2021 Edition

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”

Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition

Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 19, 2021 Edition

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 12, 2021 Edition

As I explained on my daily Chat Box update these are late…but hey, I got ’em up before midnight so that’s something! Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. …
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Wednesday Wags – Oct. 6, 2021 Edition

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, i’ve never seen his kind before.” So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones …
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Wednesday Wags – Sept. 29, 2021 Edition

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The guy with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 28, 2021 Edition

September 28th is both Good Neighbor Day, and Ask A Stupid Question Day. In that spirit I offer to you today’s joke:I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, “What are doing?” I said “I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order…” She replied “Really? I don’t know …
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