Today’s joke is an oldie but I always get a chuckle from it! One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!” “That’s a great …
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Tuesday Titters, Nov. 23, 2021 Edition
Emma’s grandmother was coming to visit her mother and father for Thanksgiving. The day arrived and grandmother arrived at the front door, was invited in and brought into the living room where the rest of the family was chatting before the the Thanksgiving . “I sure am happy to see you,” Emma said to the …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 19, 2021 Edition
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t …
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WednesdayWags – Nov. 17, 2021 Edition
This is REALLY late tonight! Lately if I know the next day will be busy I try to get a post ready to “go live” the next day (upload and schedule ahead to post)…didn’t have time to do that yesterday. Anyway, enjoy! Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 16, 2021 Edition
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $18.40 …
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Caturday! Nov. 13, 2021 Edition
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. “Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The cat replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Friday Funnies – Nov. 12, 2021 Edition
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.” “That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
Wednesday Wags – Nov. 10, 2021 Edition
I can’t believe how many I’ve amassed this week! Hoping none – or at least very few – of them are repeats. Either way, enjoy!
Tuesday Titters – Nov. 9, 2021 Edition
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Caturday! Nov. 6, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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