A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”
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Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition
Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 19, 2021 Edition
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to …
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Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 12, 2021 Edition
As I explained on my daily Chat Box update these are late…but hey, I got ’em up before midnight so that’s something! Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. …
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It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 8, 2021 Edition
I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.–YOU DID WHAT?!–Cookies. I made cookies for you.
Friday Funnies – Oct. 1, 2021 Edition
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve. Finally, in front of the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 28, 2021 Edition
September 28th is both Good Neighbor Day, and Ask A Stupid Question Day. In that spirit I offer to you today’s joke:I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, “What are doing?” I said “I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order…” She replied “Really? I don’t know …
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Caturday – Sept. 25, 2021 Edition
This video reminds me of my old cat Bruce, who saved me from being chewed up by a dog. We had just rescued a tiny minpin that day. After he seemed settled down I got a toy and threw it for him to chase. He brought it back to me but when I reached down …
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