Friday Funnies – Nov. 26, 2021 Edition

Today’s joke is an oldie but I always get a chuckle from it! One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!” “That’s a great …
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Tuesday Titters, Nov. 23, 2021 Edition

Emma’s grandmother was coming to visit her mother and father for Thanksgiving. The day arrived and grandmother arrived at the front door, was invited in and brought into the living room where the rest of the family was chatting before the the Thanksgiving . “I sure am happy to see you,” Emma said to the …
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It’s CATURDAY! Nov. 20, 2021 Edition

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.” “Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?” The …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 19, 2021 Edition

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 16, 2021 Edition

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $18.40 …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 12, 2021 Edition

“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.” “That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”