Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. –Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
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Supernal Sunday – Oct. 3, 2021 Edition: Quotes About Our Christian Walk
Caturday – October 2, 2021 Edition
In front of the local butcher’s, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realised with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. It was, in fact, a collector’s item. He strolled into the store and offered two pounds for the cat. “He’s …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 1, 2021 Edition
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve. Finally, in front of the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, …
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Wednesday Wags – Sept. 29, 2021 Edition
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The guy with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 28, 2021 Edition
September 28th is both Good Neighbor Day, and Ask A Stupid Question Day. In that spirit I offer to you today’s joke:I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, “What are doing?” I said “I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order…” She replied “Really? I don’t know …
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Monday Memories – Sept. 27, 2021 Edition
Caturday – Sept. 25, 2021 Edition
This video reminds me of my old cat Bruce, who saved me from being chewed up by a dog. We had just rescued a tiny minpin that day. After he seemed settled down I got a toy and threw it for him to chase. He brought it back to me but when I reached down …
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Friday Funnies – Sept. 24, 2021 Edition
There were once two flower shops across the street from each other, but one was more successful than the other. The one that was more successful was owned by two friars, and they were always the center of attention. Everyone wanted to buy flowers from the cute friars with their funny brown coats. But the …
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Wednesday Wags – Sept. 22, 2021 Edition
A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’