Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition

Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
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Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition

A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
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Wednesday Wags – Oct. 6, 2021 Edition

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, i’ve never seen his kind before.” So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones …
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Caturday – October 2, 2021 Edition

In front of the local butcher’s, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realised with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. It was, in fact, a collector’s item. He strolled into the store and offered two pounds for the cat. “He’s …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 1, 2021 Edition

A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve. Finally, in front of the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, …
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