A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.” “Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?” The …
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Caturday! Nov. 13, 2021 Edition
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. “Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The cat replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Caturday! Nov. 6, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Caturday! Oct. 23, 2021 Edition
This is really late today, but we’re out camping and having a great time and busy with our friends, so….
Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
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Caturday – October 2, 2021 Edition
In front of the local butcher’s, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realised with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. It was, in fact, a collector’s item. He strolled into the store and offered two pounds for the cat. “He’s …
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