Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
Continue reading Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition
Category:Mirth
MEMES/CARTOONS/JOKES I LOVE
Tuesday Titters – Oct. 19, 2021 Edition
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to …
Continue reading Tuesday Titters – Oct. 19, 2021 Edition
Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
Continue reading Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Friday Funnies – Oct. 15, 2021 Edition
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! (I usually do story jokes but this one is still cracking me up so I had to use it!)
Tuesday Titters – Oct. 12, 2021 Edition
As I explained on my daily Chat Box update these are late…but hey, I got ’em up before midnight so that’s something! Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. …
Continue reading Tuesday Titters – Oct. 12, 2021 Edition
It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
Continue reading It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
Friday Funnies – Oct. 8, 2021 Edition
I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.–YOU DID WHAT?!–Cookies. I made cookies for you.
Wednesday Wags – Oct. 6, 2021 Edition
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, i’ve never seen his kind before.” So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones …
Continue reading Wednesday Wags – Oct. 6, 2021 Edition
Tuesday Titters – Oct. 5, 2021 Edition
Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. –Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
Caturday – October 2, 2021 Edition
In front of the local butcher’s, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realised with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. It was, in fact, a collector’s item. He strolled into the store and offered two pounds for the cat. “He’s …
Continue reading Caturday – October 2, 2021 Edition