A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to …
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Caturday! Oct. 16, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 12, 2021 Edition
As I explained on my daily Chat Box update these are late…but hey, I got ’em up before midnight so that’s something! Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. …
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It’s Caturday! Oct. 9, 2021 Edition
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 8, 2021 Edition
I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.–YOU DID WHAT?!–Cookies. I made cookies for you.
Friday Funnies – Oct. 1, 2021 Edition
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve. Finally, in front of the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 28, 2021 Edition
September 28th is both Good Neighbor Day, and Ask A Stupid Question Day. In that spirit I offer to you today’s joke:I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, “What are doing?” I said “I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order…” She replied “Really? I don’t know …
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Caturday – Sept. 25, 2021 Edition
This video reminds me of my old cat Bruce, who saved me from being chewed up by a dog. We had just rescued a tiny minpin that day. After he seemed settled down I got a toy and threw it for him to chase. He brought it back to me but when I reached down …
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Friday Funnies – Sept. 24, 2021 Edition
There were once two flower shops across the street from each other, but one was more successful than the other. The one that was more successful was owned by two friars, and they were always the center of attention. Everyone wanted to buy flowers from the cute friars with their funny brown coats. But the …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 21, 2021 Edition
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven.”Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven.”Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, …
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