Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
Several lol ones today – love these! Thanks for posting!
I’ve already got some chosen for Friday that cracked me up when I saw them! I think I’ll start adding a joke at the end now and again too…do you like that idea?
Sure!
Also, I love the Ryle quote!
I loved that quote too! I’ll probably leave it up more than 2-3 days.