A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died.
In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”
“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”
The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”
“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”
Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”
“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”
I don’t understand the feline panic noises meme. Do cats not like their food around the edges of the bowl? Sorry, I don’t get it. Please ‘splain. Thanks 🙂
Yup, that’s zackly it! Cat’s afraid he’s going to starve LOL! They eat out of the middle and then act like their bowl is empty…it’s like they don’t even see the food around the edges! (I do miss having a cat…well, that’s not right. I miss having Bruce. And he was one of a kind.)
Love the joke!!! 🙂
I’m hungry – any cans of cat food around?
No. You wouldn’t let me get a cat, remember? hahahaha!