In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 16, 2021 Edition
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $18.40 …
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Caturday! Nov. 13, 2021 Edition
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. “Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The cat replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Friday Funnies – Nov. 12, 2021 Edition
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.” “That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
Wednesday Wags – Nov. 10, 2021 Edition
I can’t believe how many I’ve amassed this week! Hoping none – or at least very few – of them are repeats. Either way, enjoy!
Monday Memories – Nov. 8, 2021 Edition
Caturday! Nov. 6, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 5, 2021 Edition
A man and a woman are talking at the office. The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.” The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me.” The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe. Suddenly, the boss walks in a …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 2, 2021 Edition
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to …
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Caturday! Oct. 23, 2021 Edition
This is really late today, but we’re out camping and having a great time and busy with our friends, so….