Tuesday Titters – Nov. 9, 2021 Edition

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Caturday! Nov. 6, 2021 Edition

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 5, 2021 Edition

A man and a woman are talking at the office. The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.” The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me.” The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe. Suddenly, the boss walks in a …
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Wednesday Wags – Nov. 3, 2021 Edition

You let your dog pick a spot on your bed first and then try to get comfortable with whatever room is left for you. Your dog has an armoire of designer doggy clothes. You have more pictures of your dog in the family photo album than of anyone else. You buy your dog an outfit …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 2, 2021 Edition

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to …
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Friday Funnies – Oct. 22, 2021 Edition

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”

Wednesday Wags – Oct. 21, 2021 Edition

Somewhere in Africa an inhabitant of a small village heads for the nearest town with his dog. During the walk the dog breaks free, breaks the leash from his leash and runs off into the jungle. While the dog is looking for the way back to his master he sees a leopard approaching with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Oct. 19, 2021 Edition

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to …
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