A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.” “Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?” The …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 19, 2021 Edition
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t …
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WednesdayWags – Nov. 17, 2021 Edition
This is REALLY late tonight! Lately if I know the next day will be busy I try to get a post ready to “go live” the next day (upload and schedule ahead to post)…didn’t have time to do that yesterday. Anyway, enjoy! Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is …
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Caturday! Nov. 13, 2021 Edition
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. “Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The cat replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Friday Funnies – Nov. 12, 2021 Edition
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. “Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.” “That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
Tuesday Titters – Nov. 9, 2021 Edition
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Monday Memories – Nov. 8, 2021 Edition
Caturday! Nov. 6, 2021 Edition
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice.I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For windowsills all warm and bright,For shadows to explore at night.I pray I’ll always stay real coolAnd keep the secret …
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Friday Funnies – Nov. 5, 2021 Edition
A man and a woman are talking at the office. The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.” The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me.” The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe. Suddenly, the boss walks in a …
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Wednesday Wags – Nov. 3, 2021 Edition
You let your dog pick a spot on your bed first and then try to get comfortable with whatever room is left for you. Your dog has an armoire of designer doggy clothes. You have more pictures of your dog in the family photo album than of anyone else. You buy your dog an outfit …
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