Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. –Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.
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Wednesday Wags – Sept. 29, 2021 Edition
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The guy with the …
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Tuesday Titters – Sept. 28, 2021 Edition
September 28th is both Good Neighbor Day, and Ask A Stupid Question Day. In that spirit I offer to you today’s joke:I was busy in my garden and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, “What are doing?” I said “I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order…” She replied “Really? I don’t know …
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Wednesday Wags – Sept. 22, 2021 Edition
A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Tuesday Titters – Sept. 21, 2021 Edition
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven.”Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven.”Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, …
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