During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George’s mother-in-law died.With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.The Consul, after hearing of the death of themother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan. 25, 2022 Edition
Caturday! Jan. 22, 2022 Edition
A woman sits in a diner. A cat comes in, buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves. The woman is totally astonished, “Wow – that was unusual”. The diner manager agrees, “That’s right. She’s never asked for anything else but strawberry before.”
Friday Funnies – Jan. 21, 2022 Edition
Since I didn’t do a Tuesday Titters this week I was glad I found this CRAZY-TON of funnies for today! A hog farmer decided one morning to attend a church in town. He went in his work clothes smelling remarkably like his hog pen. The church folk were outraged at the smell. The Pastor said …
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Wednesday Wags – Jan. 19, 2022
There are fewer memes than I like to include, but as I have shared I’ve been sick since last week. Not being online means I haven’t been stealing memes from various social media platforms (one of the reasons there were no Tuesday Titters yesterday – the other being that I slept much of the day) …
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Friday Funnies – Jan. 14, 2022 Edition
Now I hate to admit this but, ever since I was a child, I’ve had a fear that someone is under my bed at night. My condition got so bad that I made an appointment to see a psychiatrist and I explained my problem to her. I was quite honest with her and I just …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 11, 2022 Edition
I was at the hospital and walked into a surgeon’s office. “Can I help you?” the surgeon asked. “I keep thinking that I’m a moth,” I replied. “Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that,” he said. “Yeah, I know,” I replied. The surgeon looked confused. “Then… why are you here?” “The light …
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Caturday! Jan. 8, 2022 Edition
Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity? Me: No. Cat: Whatever!
Friday Funnies – Jan. 7, 2022 Edition
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance …
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Wednesday Wags – Jan. 5, 2022 Edition
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to …
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