Wednesday Wags – Jan. 19, 2022

There are fewer memes than I like to include, but as I have shared I’ve been sick since last week. Not being online means I haven’t been stealing memes from various social media platforms (one of the reasons there were no Tuesday Titters yesterday – the other being that I slept much of the day) so this is what I have. And now that I’m “able to sit up and take nourishment” – as my dad used to say – I will be back to my meme thievery! At any rate, I hope you enjoy what I’ve got!

Puppy Please Don’t…

Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal my food or underpants.

Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair!
Don’t rip the stuffing from the chair.

Don’t eat the berries, or touch the bush,
Don’t chew my shoes, what is this mush?

Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!

Away from the litter box, it’s for the cat.
And must you kiss me after that!?!

Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.

Don’t despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years, you’ll get back your life.

So let’s go for walkies, so you can do your “thing.”
And maybe I’ll get back my good diamond ring!


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