Since I didn’t do a Tuesday Titters this week I was glad I found this CRAZY-TON of funnies for today!
A hog farmer decided one morning to attend a church in town. He went in his work clothes smelling remarkably like his hog pen. The church folk were outraged at the smell. The Pastor said to the farmer, “The next time you come here, ask the Lord what you should wear.” The farmer agreed.
The next Sunday the farmer returned to the same church, in his work clothes. The Pastor asked, “What did the Lord say?” The farmer replied, “The Lord said he had never been to this church and didn’t know what to wear.”