Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home. …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 19, 2022 Edition
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Tuesday Titters – Feb. 15, 2022 Edition
(Hey, Gwen – guess which one I chose for you???) A stranger walks into a small town bar in the midwest. The type of place where the same people are there every day, and everyone knows everyone else’s business. He can tell the bartender is curious about who he is, so he explains that he …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 12, 2022 Edition
A man went to the doctor and told him: “Hey doc, every night I see this dream where a bunch of cats are playing football” The doctor replied, “hmm, this is weird” The man said: “Yeah, what should I do?” The doctor answered: “OK, you should skip sleeping tomorrow, and then come back to me” The …
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Friday Funnies – Feb. 11, 2022 Edition
As predicted in today’s News & Updates, Friday Funnies is definitely late today! I didn’t think it would be THIS late but here we are… While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to …
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Tuesday Titters – Feb. 8, 2022 Edition
OK, I’ll be honest. One of these I don’t even understand, but I included it so maybe somebody can explain it to me? Also, I always bear in mind that what some people find funny others don’t – and the other way around. So if you can understand the hummus meme and find it funny, …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 5, 2022 Edition
Overheard a couple of guys talking.“I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a …
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Friday Funnies – Feb. 4, 2022 Edition
A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, “How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck.” But he pays it anyways. The …
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Wednesday Wags – Feb. 2, 2022 Edition
While taking a dog psychology class, the course instructor mentioned that a great way to test your dogs is to fall down and act like you are wounded. He said that a dog that has a bad temper will typically decide to try and bite his owner. And if the dog is typically good, it …
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Tuesday Titters – Feb. 1, 2022 Edition
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a – ‘Thanks for flying XYZ airline’. An airline pilot on thisparticular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the …
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