Cats’ PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back.For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray …
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Tuesday Titters – Dec. 28, 2021 Edition
Wednesday Wags – Dec. 22, 2021 Edition
Dog’s Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be …
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Caturday! Dec. 18, 2021 Edition
Caturday – Dec. 11, 2021 Edition
(Some of these were also shared on Festive Friday but were cute enough to share again!) A man feels terrible after running over a cat, he walks up to a lady’s door. She answers and he says, “I’m so sorry, I ran over your cat. I’d like to replace it.” The woman says, “Okay, how …
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Wednesday Wags – Dec. 8, 2021 Edition
A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: “I …
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Tuesday Titters – Dec. 7, 2021 Edition
WHOA! I was pretty shocked to see so many memes saved in my “Funnies” directory this morning! I guess since I’m not posting them twice a week this month (doing Festive Friday instead of Friday Funnies in Dec.) they’re building up. Oh well, as old Aunt Huffenpuff always said, “More for me!” Mary-Jo was going …
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Tuesday Titters – Nov. 30, 2021 Edition
Today there are a TON of titters, thanks to one of the people I follow on Mastodon, who this week started posting a bunch of memes! I didn’t even steal them all, either, just the ones that elicited at least a 3 on the titter scale! Father O’Malley answers the phone. “Hello, is this Father …
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