A woman sits in a diner. A cat comes in, buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves. The woman is totally astonished, “Wow – that was unusual”. The diner manager agrees, “That’s right. She’s never asked for anything else but strawberry before.”
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Friday Funnies – Jan. 21, 2022 Edition
Since I didn’t do a Tuesday Titters this week I was glad I found this CRAZY-TON of funnies for today! A hog farmer decided one morning to attend a church in town. He went in his work clothes smelling remarkably like his hog pen. The church folk were outraged at the smell. The Pastor said …
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Friday Funnies – Jan. 14, 2022 Edition
Now I hate to admit this but, ever since I was a child, I’ve had a fear that someone is under my bed at night. My condition got so bad that I made an appointment to see a psychiatrist and I explained my problem to her. I was quite honest with her and I just …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 11, 2022 Edition
I was at the hospital and walked into a surgeon’s office. “Can I help you?” the surgeon asked. “I keep thinking that I’m a moth,” I replied. “Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that,” he said. “Yeah, I know,” I replied. The surgeon looked confused. “Then… why are you here?” “The light …
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Monday Memories – Jan. 10, 2022 Edition
Supernal Sunday – Jan. 9, 2022 Edition
Last week I posted about what God tells us to do for Him…this week I am sharing some of the things God does for – and gives – us.
Caturday! Jan. 8, 2022 Edition
Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity? Me: No. Cat: Whatever!
Friday Funnies – Jan. 7, 2022 Edition
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance …
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Wednesday Wags – Jan. 5, 2022 Edition
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 4, 2022 Edition
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, …
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