(Some of these were also shared on Festive Friday but were cute enough to share again!)
A man feels terrible after running over a cat, he walks up to a lady’s door.
She answers and he says, “I’m so sorry, I ran over your cat. I’d like to replace it.” The woman says, “Okay, how good are you at catching mice?”
I really agree with the cat who says take your time, you can’t be late twice. How many people drive like crazy to hurry to get somewhere they are already late for? Slow down – you can’t be late twice and the lives might be saved if you heed that advice.