Since I didn’t do a Tuesday Titters this week I was glad I found this CRAZY-TON of funnies for today! A hog farmer decided one morning to attend a church in town. He went in his work clothes smelling remarkably like his hog pen. The church folk were outraged at the smell. The Pastor said …
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Caturday! Jan. 15, 2022 Edition
God was relieving St. Peter at the Pearly Gates one day when 2 dogs and a cat arrived. God said to the first dog, a labrador, “Why should I allow you into heaven ?” The dog replied “I was a loyal dog to my master and I drowned after I had saved his baby son …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 11, 2022 Edition
I was at the hospital and walked into a surgeon’s office. “Can I help you?” the surgeon asked. “I keep thinking that I’m a moth,” I replied. “Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that,” he said. “Yeah, I know,” I replied. The surgeon looked confused. “Then… why are you here?” “The light …
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Friday Funnies – Jan. 7, 2022 Edition
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance …
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Wednesday Wags – Jan. 5, 2022 Edition
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 4, 2022 Edition
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, …
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Jan. 1, 2022 – Caturday!
Cats’ PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back.For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray …
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Festive Friday – New Year’s Eve 2021 Edition
We have had our 7YO and 12YO grandkids here with us for a few days this week. On New Year’s Eve – yesterday – when I had planned to post this, we were REALLY busy. We took them out on our Friday errands, and out to eat, then came home and put groceries away. When …
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Wednesday Wags – Dec. 29, 2021 Edition
A man takes his Bulldog to the vet and says “My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” The vet thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well, let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. At long last, he says, “I’m going …
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