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Tuesday Titters – September 26, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)

Posted on September 26, 2023Updated on September 26, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

Close up photo of a plastic milk bottle stamped "Sell by Oct. 23, 1538" Caption: Hold on. Let me put away Henry VIII's milk.

Roadside sign hung in front of a garden with the 3 words FLOWER - PRODUCE - EGGS. Caption: No, they do not.

Drawing of a prehistoric bird. Caption: Archaeopteryx had 3 fingers on each wing and held its palms facing each other, implying it was capable of air quotes and, therefore, sarcasm.

Photo of a pile of uncooked spaghetti on a kitchen floor. Caption: I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.

Text only. Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.

Cartoon of 2 hamsters in a cage, entitled Adolescent Hamsters; they are wearing baseball-type caps, one has his on backwards. One of them is running on a hamster wheel that has a playing card attached to it and the words Thip Thip Thip next to the card. The hamster in the wheel is saying to his friend, "See Rusty! See how cool that sounds!"

Photo of a little fuzzy brown goat on jumping in the air, all 4 feet off the ground, facing away from the camera. Caption: People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat.

Screenshot of a social media post by Damien Owens: The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for SAVE is still a floppy disk.

Photo of a bottle of Smartwater sitting on a rock at the beach; the lake is in the background and it is a sunny day. Caption: If you're paying $3.00 for a bottle of Smart Water, it isn't working.

Roadside sign: The inventor of autocorrect died. The funnel will be held tomato.

Painting of an Elizabethan woman with the typical wide collar, tudor headpiece, and wide ruffled cuffs. Caption: Sarah was banned from the office kitchenette, because she couldn't be trusted with the coffee filters.

Text only. What year this week has been.

One thought on “Tuesday Titters – September 26, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)”

E says:

September 28, 2023 at 10:01 pm

The Smart Water?????

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