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Tuesday Titters – May 30, 2023 Edition

Posted on May 30, 2023Updated on May 30, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

A photo of a massive insect above a city block ahead of a car driving down the road. Caption: Tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but it looks like it's giant and destroying the town.

Caption: 1950: "We will have flying cars." 2023: Photo of a sub sandwich in the wrapper. A warning on the wrapper says Do Not Eat This Wrapper.

White text, dark background: I was going to cook alligator for dinner but realized I only had a croc pot.

A glamorous blond in an old-fashioned-looking photo. Caption: Men if you are over 50, leave the young girls alone and find a woman who understands the signs of a stroke.

4 cartoon frames. 1st shows a cartoon guy at his cluttered desk with a couple of tiny fires among the clutter. 2nd shows same guy looking at his watch; there are now several, slightly larger fires. 3rd shows the time on the watch of 5:00. 4th shows him leaving work, fires everywhere on and in front of his desk, as he says, "See ya on Monday!"

Caption: I almost didn't read past the first sentence, but it gets funnier and funnier as it goes along! Acyrologia: An incorrect use of words - particulately replacing one word with another word that sounds similar but has a diffident meaning - possibly fuelled by a deep-seeded desire to sound more educated, witch results in an attempt to pawn off an incorrect word in place of a correct on. In academia, such flaunting of common social morays is seen as almost sorted and may results in the offender becoming a piranha, in the Monday world, after all is set and done, such a miner era will often leaven normal people unphased. This is just as well sense people of that elk are unlikely to tow the line irregardless of any attempt to better educate them. A small percentage, however, suffer from severe acyrologiaphobia, and it is their upmost desire to see English used properly. Exposure may cause them symptoms that may resemble post-dramatic stress disorder and, eventually, descent into whole-scale outrage as they go star-craving mad Eventually, they will succumb to the stings and arrows of such a barrage, and suffer a complete metal breakdown, leaving them curled up in the feeble position.

A fuzzy baby bird, beak open, wings flung out to the side. Caption: In my veins flow the blood for dinosaurs. Dinosaurs, I tell you!

Sign on a bathroom mirror: Wash your hands like you just cut habanero peppers and you have to take your contact lenses ot.

Top frame: toddler crying, hair all messed up - caption: Waking up at 6AM to work. Bottom frame: same toddler, hair tidy, cleaned up and smiling; caption: Waking up at 6AM to travel.

4 frame cartoon. Old lady knitting, old man behind her, dog next to her. 1st frame - man asks, "What's that you're knitting?" 2nd frame - woman replies, "I'm not knitting anything, I'm crocheting." 3rd frame - woman continues, "Knitting uses needles to form loops from one needle to the other. Crocheting uses a single hook to hook the loops together." Man responds, "You make it very hard for me to pretend I'm interesting in what you're doing."

text only. Wife: You pick dinner. Me: Pizza Wife: No Me: Tacos Wife: No Me: Subs Wife: No Me: What do you want? Wife: It's up to you!

4 frames cartoon. 1st frame - a stick figure looking up toward the sky, says, "Sometimes I look up at the moon and think of you. 2nd frame shows the earth and stars, as he continues, "What was your day like? Where are you now? Are you also looking at the moon?" 3rd frame opens up to show a second figure standing next to him, arms crossed, looking angry. 4th frame: second figure says, "You know I'm right next..." and 1st figure interrupts, "Shh...I'm being romantic."

2 thoughts on “Tuesday Titters – May 30, 2023 Edition”

E says:

June 1, 2023 at 3:46 pm

The knitting meme!! I have someone in my life who corrects me like that. ???? A couple of questions into the conversation and I lose interest too. LOL!

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1. owly says:
  
  June 10, 2023 at 7:53 pm
  
  Oh yeah…been there too!
  
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