A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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CATURDAY! Feb. 12, 2022 Edition
A man went to the doctor and told him: “Hey doc, every night I see this dream where a bunch of cats are playing football” The doctor replied, “hmm, this is weird” The man said: “Yeah, what should I do?” The doctor answered: “OK, you should skip sleeping tomorrow, and then come back to me” The …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 5, 2022 Edition
Overheard a couple of guys talking.“I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a …
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CATURDAY! Jan. 29 2022 Edition
Caturday! Jan. 22, 2022 Edition
A woman sits in a diner. A cat comes in, buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves. The woman is totally astonished, “Wow – that was unusual”. The diner manager agrees, “That’s right. She’s never asked for anything else but strawberry before.”
Caturday! Jan. 15, 2022 Edition
God was relieving St. Peter at the Pearly Gates one day when 2 dogs and a cat arrived. God said to the first dog, a labrador, “Why should I allow you into heaven ?” The dog replied “I was a loyal dog to my master and I drowned after I had saved his baby son …
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Caturday! Jan. 8, 2022 Edition
Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity? Me: No. Cat: Whatever!