Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity? Me: No. Cat: Whatever!
Tag:Humor
Friday Funnies – Jan. 7, 2022 Edition
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance …
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Wednesday Wags – Jan. 5, 2022 Edition
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to …
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Tuesday Titters – Jan 4, 2022 Edition
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, …
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Jan. 1, 2022 – Caturday!
Cats’ PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back.For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray …
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Festive Friday – New Year’s Eve 2021 Edition
We have had our 7YO and 12YO grandkids here with us for a few days this week. On New Year’s Eve – yesterday – when I had planned to post this, we were REALLY busy. We took them out on our Friday errands, and out to eat, then came home and put groceries away. When …
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Wednesday Wags – Dec. 29, 2021 Edition
A man takes his Bulldog to the vet and says “My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” The vet thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well, let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. At long last, he says, “I’m going …
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Wednesday Wags – Dec. 22, 2021 Edition
Dog’s Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be …
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Tuesday Titters – Dec. 21, 2021 Edition
Since I haven’t been doing Friday Funnies I’ve got a TON of funny memes – even after I pared down the list! Because there are so many memes I won’t include a joke today…enjoy!