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Senior Sunday – July 30, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)

Posted on July 30, 2023Updated on July 30, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Memories, Mirth

Chest up drawing of an older man with longer white hair and beard, glasses, and a black t-shirt; he has a confident smile on his face and his fist high in the air. Caption: I'm older now but still runnin' Against The Wind.

Photo of an elderly couple, taken from behind, as they walk across a bridge with arms around each other. Text below photo. "My grandpa has Alzheimer's so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

A photo of the front of a boat, complete with a buoy and ropes. It has had wheels attached to the bottom, and handles with brakes at the top near the rear, with a cutout behind them in the middle. Caption: Walker for retired fisherman

text only: My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

cartoon in a doctor's office. An elderly gentleman is sitting in a chair in the middle of the exam room. The doctor is behind him, saying, "...and now for a little hearing test..." as he is about to light the fuse on a cannon.

Title: Aging - the downhill ride of your life. Black and white 50's photo of a wooden roller coaster taken from the front of the line of cars, mostly loaded with people with an older couple in the front. Text to the left of the woman: "That's stupid, we're going uphill." Text to the right of the man: "Ahhh no, Dear...we're moving backwards."

Text only. Being single past 30 [crossed out] 45 [crossed out] 50 is like playing hide and seek except no one's looking for you.

Cartoon of an elderly couple at the altar of a church, a priest in front of them; the wife is looking at her husband. Priest: "And now, if you like to repeat your vows..." Husband: "A...E...I...O...U"

A painting of a beautiful blond woman, hair and makeup in a 60s style. Caption: Men, if you are over 50, leave the young girls alone and find a woman who understands the signs of a stroke.

Text only: The older I get the tighter companies are putting the lids on jars.

A piece of cardboard with the hand-printed words "Welcome back" at the top. Below that is a stick-man made of cotter pins. Caption: If you get this you're old

Text only (with emojis interspersed): Some of y'all come from the "if you quite crying [crying emoji] I'll buy you something [money emoji] generation" "We came from the "If you don't quit crying [sobbing emoji] I will give you something [guy-holding-a-ruler emoji] to cry about generation."

One thought on “Senior Sunday – July 30, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)”

E says:

July 31, 2023 at 10:51 am

Cotter pin! Hilarious ?

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