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Friday Funnies – May 26, 2023 Edition

Posted on May 26, 2023Updated on May 26, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

A miniature cart that looks like an Amish buggy with a man in it, being pulled by a robot.

A cartoon of a game show called Facts Don't Matter; host on the left, 3 contestants on the right. Caption: Sorry Arthur, your answer was actually correct but Paul shouted his opinion louder so he gets the point. And an extra bonus point also goes to Sue as she was offended by your answer."

An elderly woman dressed in an old-style farm dress wearing an apron, sitting on a wooden chair on a porch in a black and white photo. Caption: Your grandmother listening patiently as you explain how hard it is to raise 2 kids in a house with only 6 bedrooms and 4 baths.

a piece of bread with avacado slices formed into the shape of Jabba the Hut, with a face and a big belly made of some sort of hummus or something. Caption: What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your jabbacado toast!

A cartoon fish drinking out of a cup with a straw, a bored look on its face. A sunrise in the background. A shadow of his face looking at him also. Caption: When you already checked your usual five apps and don't know what else to do with your day.

A photo of stars in space with a head shot of bulgy-eyed man at the bottom. Caption: When you rub your eyes a little too heard and start traveling into another dimension.

a bunch of cartoon commas in a bar, some playing pool, some sitting at tables, some chatting and drinking at the bar, two that just came in the door. Speech bubble over one of them: "Look at me...I studied in the UK...I was a Rhodes scholar...I was on the rowing team. Bleh, de bleh, bleh, bleh." Those Oxford commas are so full of themselves!

a very foggy road ahead among the mountains. Sign to the right says, "Little Smoke 1KM" Caption: I think so too.

An iRobot with lace and black bows as if a cap and collar, like a maid would wear on her uniform.

An ATM machine with a paper sign taped on the front: "Tiny money counting gnome is out sick."

Caption: "I'll just use bug spray." Mosquitoes in the Midwest: photo shows a closeup picture of the nozzle on a can of bug spray; a bit mosquito is sucking the insecticide out of the nozzle.

Plain text: Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it.

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