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Friday Funnies – June 23, 2023 Edition

Posted on June 23, 2023Updated on June 23, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

Screenshot from Twitter. A guy just tried to MANSPLAIN to me what a sawhorse is but I SHUT HIM DOWN because I am WELL AWARE that it's the past tense of seahorse, THANKS

Photo, taken from behind, of a motorcyclist on a freeway with both hands up in the air. Above him is a digital roadsign that says, "Go hands-free now. It's the law starting tomorrow."

A pair or hands is preparing food on a teeny-tiny, dollhouse-sized stove, spooning some gravy from a tiny saucepan onto a tiny plate of mashed potatoes with a tiny spoon. Caption: Cooking $70 worth of food in 2023

Photo of a little decorative sign sitting on a kitchen counter saying, "I asked myself if I was crazy and we all said no."

Photo of a small child in a desert of Mongolia, mouth open in a big laugh, with a camel laying next to her with the same open mouth expression. Caption: I laugh at you and so does my camel.

Photo of a headstone with the words, "Still dead, thanks for checking" and a skeletal hand coming up through the ground in front of it with the thumb up

A dad joke from a social media post: "I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go door to door to tell people about the benefits of joining it. I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.

A young child with holding a coffee cup near his mouth and a self-satisfied look on his face. Caption: People when they use the special emoji pack they paid for.

Photo of a Snap-on truck with the hood up. Caption: Got to work today and the snap on man was broke down in our parking lot... I told him I'd fix it for $50 a week for 2 years.. he didn't think it was as funny as I did.

A faded background photo of 3 escalators. Caption: I lost my balance on the escalator and fell down the stairs for two hours.

Photo of a overfilled dumpster, overflowing with pallets, furniture, boards, and lots and lots of miscellaneous items. Caption: Finally cleaned out the middle kitchen drawer.

3 frames, each showing 2 average-looking men. Top frame, one man says, "Did you know, 1 out of every 3 people are ugly?" Middle frame, other guy says, "It's not me" and first guy says, "Me neither." Bottom frame shows them both close up to the camera, peering in at you.

2 thoughts on “Friday Funnies – June 23, 2023 Edition”

GoatsLive says:

June 23, 2023 at 9:08 pm

Love the tiny kitchen and $70 of food one

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1. owly says:
  
  June 24, 2023 at 7:20 am
  
  This was a good crop this week! I laugh every time I see the kid and the camel, and can totally relate to the dumpster hahaha!
  
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