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Friday Funnies – June 2, 2023 Edition

Posted on June 2, 2023Updated on June 2, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

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2 police officers sitting on horses in a city at dusk, facing away from the camera. The horses' tails have red lights on them. Caption: Really digging the tail lights on the new mustangs!

Caption: My second attempt at making a salad...I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Photo of hamburger buns with ribs, burgers, bacon strips, and cheese between them.

Caption: Got a new car. Chicks love it. Pictured: a rusty old car with chicken wire where doors and windows used to be and straw on the floor - no seats - with chickens inside

A cartoon of a man standing at a bathroom sink, toothbrush in his hand; his wife is sitting on his shoulders, a 2nd sink in front of her above his. Caption: "All I'm saying is, next time I'll talk to the contractor about installing double sinks."

Photo of two women in deep snow to their waists, holding reins. Caption: This is why Shetland ponies never caught on in Wyoming.

4 frames, each shows a raccoon next to a picture on an easel covered in various paw prints and other markings. Caption: Someone taught a raccoon how to finger paint and it's the best thing I've seen in a while!

A photo of a dark nighttime sky with the moon. Caption: "What happens after you die?" "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you." ~ Louis C.K.

A shopping cart, reconfigured, sitting on a lawn. Caption: Redneck lounge chair

Cartoon of 2 birds sitting on a wire. Larger bird is talking to the smaller bird, who is looking down below him. "That was better, dear, but let's try to make it onto the car next time." Titled Bird Potty Training.

A photo of Miss Universe wearing a huge tiara and a blue strapless dress, waving at the audience and holding a bouquet of colorful flowers, apparently just after she won the title. Caption: Why is Miss Universe always from earth?

6 frames, cartoonish. Phonetically defined literary terms. Symbolism: referencing the qualities of a round brass percussion instrument. (pictured: a high hat) Irony: made of a ferrous-like metal (pictured: a brick of iron) Dialogue: to recolor a thick segment of a tree (pictured: a pink log). Sarcasm: a deep fissure separating russian emperors (pictured 2 men, each standing on one side a split in a big rock). Mood: what the cow did (pictured: a cow). Alliteration: the conspicuous repetition of throwing trash in public spaces (pictured: a hand dropping a wadded up piece of paper).

cartoon. on the left is a bowl of yogurt with berries, holding a sign that says Probiotics. On the right is a pill bottle with capsules in it, holding a sign that says Antibiotics. They each have a face and are glaring at each other.

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