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Friday Funnies – Dec 22, 2023 – Santa Edition

Posted on December 22, 2023Updated on December 22, 2023by owlyCategories:Mirth

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Photo of a Santa, sitting in a chair looking at his cell phone. Caption: Brace yourself. Random "Merry Christmas" texts are coming.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles! Red background with a few drawings of gingerbread men strewn around.

Why did Santa Clause get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone! Green background with drawings of snowflakes strewn around

Photo of a dog and a cat sitting at a table wearing Santa hats. The dog is about to take a Christmas cookie off of a plate while the cat is drinking out of the milk glass next to them. Caption: It's ok, they will just think Santa ate them!

Cartoon of a man squatted down at a Christmas tree working on the lights; he looks very happy, with one arm up in the air. His wife stands behind him, looking down at him and saying, "I don't think replacing a bad bulb on the first try is really a Christmas miracle."

Cartoon entitled Santa's Grocery List. Santa is holding a piece of paper in one hand and a pencil in the other; he's not wearing his hat, and is looking at Mrs. Claus who is telling him, "I don't know if peas would be considered "naughty" or "nice" - just go to the store already!"

Cartoon of Frosty the Snowman in a restroom in front of an electric hand dryer as Santa is jumping toward him yelling, "FROSTY! NOOOOOO!!!!" There's a puddle in front of Frosty and his arms are half gone.

Cartoon of Santa taking attendance in front of the Reindeer Schedule with several reindeer standing in front of him and a tiny person with wings and a bow & arrow. Santa is saying, "Prancer, Vixen, Comet...CUPID!?!?!?"

A woman is decorating a Christmas tree and looking down at her small child who is asking, "Mommy, is it true that if I stopo believing in Santa I'll only get underwear like daddy?"

Entitled Christmas Group Therapy, a cartoon showing a man in a chair with a notepad and pen, facing a row of others: Santa, who is saying, "I don't believe in myself;" a snowman, who is saying, "I think I'm bi-polar;" a reindeer holding a box of tissues, saying, "All the other reindeer laugh and call me names;" and an elf, saying, "I'm trapped in a dead-end job."

Cartoon of Santa on the phone. Next to him is Elvis Presley holding a microphone. Santa is talking on the phone, saying, "Hello? Is that the recruitment agency? I think there's been a mixup...I asked for ELVES!"

4-part cartoon. Part 1 shows a man on a ladder hanging a string of lights on his house. Part 2 shows him continuing to work his way around the house meticulously putting up the lights. Part 3 shows him standing and holding the of the cord. Part 4 shows him saying, "Oh, no.." as the end he is holding, next to the outlet, is the female part of the plug!

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