Henry Marks, a collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance, Arnold,who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty,old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. ‘Not Gutenberg?’ gasped Henry.‘Yes, that was it,’ remembered Arnold. ‘You idiot’ Henry exploded, ‘You’ve thrown away one …
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MEMES/CARTOONS/JOKES I LOVE
Wednesday Wags – March 2, 2022 Edition
Wait for it…. A dog walks into a job centre. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Tuesday Titters – March 1, 2022 Edition
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 26, 2022 Edition
Knock, Knock!Who’s there?Catsup.Catsup who?Catsup a tree and she won’t come down!
Friday Funnies – Feb. 25, 2022 Edition
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to …
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Wednesday Wags – Feb. 23, 2022 Edition
A woman called an airline
customer-service desk asking if it was possible to fly with her dog on board. “Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and …
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Tuesday Titters – 2/22/22 Edition
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home. …
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CATURDAY! Feb. 19, 2022 Edition
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Tuesday Titters – Feb. 15, 2022 Edition
(Hey, Gwen – guess which one I chose for you???) A stranger walks into a small town bar in the midwest. The type of place where the same people are there every day, and everyone knows everyone else’s business. He can tell the bartender is curious about who he is, so he explains that he …
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