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Friday Funnies – July 14, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)

Posted on July 14, 2023Updated on July 14, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

A photo of 5 different carpenters' levels; each has a piece of tape with the word WRONG on it. Caption: This is wrong on so many levels.

Text only: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

A picture of a bigfoot wearing red sunglasses, hair in a mullet, riding a moose through the woods. Caption: This explains the lack of footprints!

Photo of a semi truck, jack-knifed as it was attempting to make a sharp turn on a narrow road. Caption: Me trying to turn my life around.

Drawing of a young woman sitting on a bed, knees up, hand over eyes. Caption: Thanks to the teachers that instilled in me a love of English, I am now perpetually mortified when reading the internet. (someecards.com)

A closeup photo of a kitten giving an annoyed side glance in the direction of the camera. Caption: Me when I'm trying to cancel plans and someone keeps coming up with solutions.

Photo through a window of a squirrel sitting on a door handle outside, looking in. Caption: "We had to disconnect the doorbell because this girl keeps ringing it when she wants nuts."

A photoshop of a Dollar General store on an oil rig platform in the ocean. Labeled CoCoDrie, LA Block 112

Photo of a snail in its shell, and a slug. Caption: What if slugs are just divorced snails. "Yeah, Michelle took the house..."

Photo of a front-loading washing machine. The dials above the open door look like googly eyes, one looking up and one looking to the side. Hanging out the door is a red piece of clothing, looking like a stuck-out tongue. Caption: Today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this.

Text only: Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high...I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.

Drawing of a dinosaur with one talon under his chin, as if thinking. Caption: If a redhead works at a bakery does that make him a ginger bread man?

2 thoughts on “Friday Funnies – July 14, 2023 Edition (with alt-texts)”

E says:

July 15, 2023 at 12:33 pm

The squirrel is too cute!

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1. owly says:
  
  July 16, 2023 at 12:28 am
  
  Isn’t it though? I’d love to see that looking in my window!
  
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