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Friday Funnies – June 30, 2023 Edition

Posted on June 30, 2023Updated on June 30, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

Screenshot of a post by Andrew Nadeau showing a picture of a falconry glove against a dark background. Caption: If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around the sky everyone with a small do will leave.

2 frames: Top frame shows a painting of a quiet English countryside, with a manor house in the foreground and some livestock with a couple of people beyond it. Caption: It was the best of shires. Bottom frame caption says, "It was the Worcestershires" with a similar scene, but a bottle of worcestershire sauce pasted in the middle of it.

A photocopy of a page from a vintage cookbook for a recipe for Beef Fizz: 2 cans condensed beef broth - 1 cup chilled ginger ale - 2 tablespoons lemon juice - combine ingredients and pour over ice in glasses (6-8 servings) Caption: Gonna be HOT this weekend! Cool off with a BEEF FIZZ! So refreshing...

A photo of a bale of straw with a corn stalk next to it, and a bushel of apples on its side with the fruit spilling across the straw bale. Above it is chalkboard, and on it is written, "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough"

4 hand drawn animals in 2 frames: top frame shows a dog saying, "I wish I could fly." Fish in a bowl saying, "I wish I could walk." Bird saying, "I wish I could swim." Duck is silent. 2nd frame shows the dog, fish, and bird all glaring at the duck, who has a silly grin on his face.

Screenshot of a post by Sid Trotter: When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

2 frames: Top frame shows a huge pile of french fries on a massive platter, smothered in cheese sauce. Bottom frame is identical. Caption at the top: How the rest of the world sees American food. Caption for the bottom: American food.

A typed sign on white paper taped to a glass door: Today, the dining room closed at 6:00 p.m. Sorry for your incontinence.

Plain text: You never know what I have up my sleeve. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet.

Shoulders-up photo of a man wearing a powdered wig, neckerchief, and some sort of uniform with epulets. Caption: "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis deFavras after reading his death sentence before being hanged (1790)

2 frames: Top frame shows the feet of someone in a bed with a frame holding the covers up off of his feet. Caption: A blanket lift bar that keeps your feet cool while you sleep! Bottom frame is a man's face with a snarky smile and raised eyebrows - Caption: Boogieman.

Very difficult to describe this, a text conversation where a mom is asking, "How did you make that guy?"; reply is a series of text-created emoticons. Mom replies with one too.

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