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Tuesday Titters – May 12, 2023 Edition

Posted on May 23, 2023Updated on May 23, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

Caption: So I walked by the vending machine yesterday at work... Photo of a snack vending machine with a note on the the front: WARNING Endoscopy equipment is NOT to be sued for stealing food from the vending machine - Management (note includes a picture of said endoscopy equipment)

A photo of a broom with the bottom on fire and smoking. Caption: Went for a ride last night. Had some engine trouble.

Mona Lisa making duck lips. Caption: if Mona-Lisa had Facebook

3 frames. 1st frame shows a man standing in front of a pool taking a selfie with a goofy smile. 2nd frame shows him in front of exercise equipment, hand cupped to the side of his mouth, head back, yelling. 3rd frame he is standing in front of equipment, arm to the side with palm up, shrugging. Caption: I am literally locked inside 24-hour fitness right now. They closed the doors and went home while I was swimming my laps in the pool Doesn't the name suggest that they stay open for 24 hours? Walking around trying to figure out how to get out. I called Sandy dispatch. They told me they'd call back. I called my wife, she said find a comfortable place to sleep. LOL

2 signs on a post. Top sign says RESERVED PARKING with an arrow pointing to the right. Bottom signs says PARKING WITH WILD ABANDON with an arrow facing to the left.

4 cartoon frames. 1st shows some lungs saying, "I breathe air for you." 2nd shows a heart saying, "I pump blood for you." 3rd shows a liver saying, "I filter waste for you." 4th shows a brain saying, "Baby shark doo doo doo doo..."

A picture of a crisper drawer in a refrigerator. High humidity storage is crossed out, and below it is hand-written, "Vegetable hospice"

Text only: It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. I just bought a TV and it said, "Built in Antenna." To be perfectly honest...I don't even know where that is!"

a closeup of an equine nose with the lips around a hummingbird feeder. Caption: The elusive hummingmule.

Pink background with yellow flowers, as if painted by a child. Caption: Pollen count: that would be a hard job to have!

A picture of a very young Patrick Swayze. Caption: Been dead for over a decade. Hasn't made Ghost 2 yet.

A picture, as if a photograph, of great sites around the world such as pyramids, the Statue of liberty, the Eiffel Tower, etc.. as a skyline. Caption: What flat earthers see on a clear day.

One thought on “Tuesday Titters – May 12, 2023 Edition”

Pete says:

May 25, 2023 at 5:30 am

That’s my brain… now I am singing it in my head… ear worm do do. do do do do

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