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Tuesday Titters – May 9, 2023 Edition

Posted on May 9, 2023Updated on May 9, 2023by owlyCategories:I Couldn't Have Said It Better!, Mirth

An Amazon ad for a selfie stick. Below it is a review with 5 stars stating, "Even I could make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in fifty years!" Below is a photo of a bald gentleman standing next to a river.

A rhinoceros standing in front of a waterfall. Caption: Unicorns are real. They're just fat, gray, and we call them rhinos.

A bearded man staring into the camera, a patch over his left eye. Caption: Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch, "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"

A social media conversation. Post: a man in orange laying on a bed, arms crossed, looking up at the camera. Caption: I spent 24 hours straight in prison - challenge. Reply to post by Fazza: My dad's been doing this challenge for 17 years.

A very fat rodent of some kind - a groundhog, maybe? sitting back on his haunches. Caption: When you finish your fourth donut and regret your life choices.

4 frames. Top frame, a woman: I love eminem. 2nd frame, a pirate: I prefer skittles. 3rd frame, the woman: No, not the candy, the rapper. 4th frame, the pirate: Why would I eat the wrapper?

2 people in business attire in an office across the table from a woman. Speech bubble over one of the interviewers: "You've got a lot of work experience, but what are your degrees in?" Interviewee replies, "Well, I'm from Canada, so celsius."

Plain text. No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

Plain text, no graphic. My co worker said to me today: "You shouldn't eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to 100 years old." He said: "Did he eat red meat? I said: "No he minded his own business!"

6 squirrels in close up, looking into the camera with varying degrees of interest and curiosity. Caption: When squirrels come across an especially spectacular nut, they'll often gather and stare in amazement... very similar to how they're looking at you right now.

In a car is a piece of cardboard duct-taped to the dashboard. It is in the shape of a backplate with a switch in the middle. With a black marker is written at the top, "Brake lights; next to the top of the switch is "On" and next to the bottom of the switch is "Off"

A cartoon dog sitting on a chair, drinking a hot beverage in a cup. Caption: They say with age comes wisdom so therefore I don't have wrinkles I have wise cracks.

A woman standing next to a baby buggy with a baby in it; a man laying on his back, head and arms under the buggy. Speech bubble over mommy: Nope not how you change her diaper.

An aerial view of a traffic roundabout with four lanes entering and exiting at 90 degrees. Caption: Why do they keep installing roundabouts? Most people can't even drive in a straight line!

4 thoughts on “Tuesday Titters – May 9, 2023 Edition”

GoatsLive says:

May 9, 2023 at 3:17 pm

The eye patch is more like, “Here, hold my beer”

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1. owly says:
  
  May 9, 2023 at 3:25 pm
  
  HAHAHA, yup that’d be about right!
  
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E says:

May 10, 2023 at 11:18 am

The dress with the pockets- yessssssssssss! I always point out the pockets. ????

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1. owly says:
  
  May 12, 2023 at 10:34 am
  
  HAHAHA so do I! I never knew that was a “thing” until I saw that meme!
  
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